"What are you reading that for?"

Translation: I haven't read a book other than Mills and Boon since a) I was at school or b) I was at university (not to learn anything of course, just to please my parents and improve my career prospects). I can't believe anyone would read a book like that unless they were forced to. I am sure you would secretly rather be reading Take a Break magazine, you are just reading it to make yourself look more intelligent than me. I really hope so anyway. If you keep reading I will get very, very angry at you and accuse you of being elitist. How dare you read a book! What are you reading for at your age anyway? Once you leave school/university you should let your brain wither and die, like mine